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I have to admit I was shocked, SHOCKED, and amazed, AMAZED, at what I saw. Lordy. If the guy wasn’t a complete creepy pervert then he was a total loser. And no matter which one of those he was, he was definitely full of crap.
So here’s a generic post that should fit pretty much .
11) I don’t have any children. Well, actually, I need to use the phrase, “I don’t have any children, that I know of”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That cracks me up. “That I know of”. That statement is supposed to show you that I have a wicked awesome sense of humor. Please don’t actually think about what I said. The last thing I want is you coming to the conclusion that it might be possible that I had unprotected sex with so many women that I might have possibly gotten some of them pregnant. And please don’t continue thinking about it because you might realize that the women I might have shoved a baby up into think I’m such an a-hole that they wouldn’t tell me even if they were pregnant, because no daddy is better than me as a daddy.
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Hey ladies, my name is Meea.
Or you can call me Kisses; whichever you prefer (=
At first, I'm simply looking for a friendship that can turn into a relationship.
I'm not too specific on how the lady should be (age, race, etc.) just as long as you're HOT !
I'm a bi female, so I am into guys as well; just need a lady at this point.
I have beautiful chocolate skin, a cute face, nice body, shot-cut hair, & an all around great personality.
I love music (mos'def), reading (on a boring day), hanging out, & just having fun.
I am very opened-minded when it comes to most situations [give me a try!]
If I come off as an interest to you.
reply via e- & I'll be sure to reply ASAP.
We can exchange pictures & numbers,
Let's make a connection, first [-=
xoxo,
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- Kisses !
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