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I like a girl with the following traits:

-First off, you're respectable. You've got your act together and are doing something, ANYTHING with your life.
-You gotta have a dry, wry or just plain sarcastic wit. Playful teasing is one of my favorite things to do unless you think I'm being serious :P
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